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Showing posts with label Fun and Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun and Entertainment. Show all posts

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Hilarious: To change a lightbulb? How many Group members does it take ...

How many Group members does it take
To change a lightbulb?


One to change the light bulb and to post
That the light bulb has been changed.


Fourteen to share similar experiences
Of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb
Could have been changed differently.


Seven to caution about the dangers
Of changing light bulbs.


Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors
In posts about changing light bulbs.


Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.


Six to argue over whether it's
"lightbulb" or "light bulb".


Another six to condemn those six as stupid.


Fifteen to claim experience in
The lighting industry and give
The correct spelling.


Nineteen to post that this group is not
About light bulbs and to please take
This discussion to a lightbulb
(or light bulb) forum.


Eleven to defend the posting to the group
Saying that we all use light bulbs
And therefore the posts are relevant
To this group.


Thirty six to debate which method
Of changing light bulbs is superior,
Where to buy the best light bulbs,
What brand of light bulbs work best
For this technique and what brands
Are faulty.


Seven to post URLs where one can see
Examples of different light bulbs.


Four to post that the URLs were posted
Incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.


Three to post about links they found
From the URLs that are relevant
To this group which makes light bulbs
Relevant to this group.


Thirteen to link all posts to date,
Quote them in their entirety
Including all headers and signatures,
And add "Me too".


Five to post to the group that they will
No longer post because they cannot handle
The light bulb controversy.


Four to say "didn't we go through this
Already a short time ago?"


Thirteen to say "do a Google search
On light bulbs before posting
Questions about light bulbs."


Three to tell a funny story about
Their cat and a light bulb.


AND


One group lurker to respond to
The original post 6 months from now
With something unrelated and start it
All over again.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Difference between Japanese and Arab Attitude

 


If one can do it, I can do it
If none can do it, I must try to do it! 


Arab Local version :
Wallahi..  If one can do it, let him do it
If none can do it, ya-akhi.. why should I do it!


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Something that accelerates from 0 to 100

 



Something that accelerates from 0 to 100

Something that accelerates from 0 to 100

A wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds.
She was expecting something like this……..
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But her husband presented her with something very different…
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The husband is in a critical but stable condition in ICU
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Thursday, August 04, 2011

Short Love Story

Short Love Story, World Shortest Love Story
Scene 1, Scene 2, The End ;-)

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Do you know "What is an Audit"?

Auditors-Jokes
 

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The week in photos

 

 

An aerial view of York Maze, the largest maize maze in Europe.
This year's theme is Harry Potter. Farmer Tom Pearcy has cut two portraits
of the boy wizard in his crop of maize plants.
Subtle differences between the two images creates the world's largest spot the difference competition.
At over 50m in diameter each head is also believed to be the largest image of Daniel Radcliffe ever created
An aerial view of York Maze, the largest maize maze in Europe.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

A True Love story with somehow (  ) happy ending

A True Love story with somehow ( K ) happy ending

A boy and a girl were in love. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them . At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home …
  

Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Happy Birthday (Birthday Greetings)

Happy Birthday (Birthday Greetings)

Happy Birthday (Birthday Greetings)

Happy Birthday (Birthday Greetings)

Happy Birthday (Birthday Greetings)

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

A Great Man on Great Cause (Already Have 48 Kids and 4 Wives)

Aik Azeem Insaan Aik Azeem Muqsad Per

A Great Man on Great Cause (Already Have 48 Kids and 4 Wives)

A Great Man on Great Cause
Father of 48 Kids will go to High Court for getting permission of five more marriages. School Teacher Mr. Muhammad Afzaal want to create record of 200 kids. He already have 4 wives and 48 Kids. His each wife born twins every delivery time.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Friday, April 22, 2011

Amusing Birthday Messages (Vitty,Funny,Posts,Text)

Funny Birthday Posts

Humorous Birthday Communications

Vitty Birthday Text

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May you live to be old and toothless!

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Smile while you've still got the teeth; Happy birthday!

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So many birthdays! So few candles! Next year; may your birthday wish be a bigger cake!

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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!

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Tuesday, April 05, 2011

6 Degrees of Blonde

 
  
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FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and
said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'
The wife said, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'

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SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'
 The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'
 So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'

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THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her,
so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and
when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'

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FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy:
W.'

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FIFTH DEGREE What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
'Is it mine?'
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SIXTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
 ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,
the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop
 and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,
 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman.'

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Monday, March 28, 2011

a good wife can bring balance to your life

 

have a great weekend

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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Sir, I would like a raise.

 
Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come on in.  What can I do for you?
Employee:  Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious
 firm for over ten years.
Boss:  Yes.
Employee:  I won't beat around the bush.  Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.
Boss:  A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.
Employee:  I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.
Boss:  Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time.  How does that sound? Employee:  Great!  It's a deal!  Thank you, sir!
Boss:  Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?
Employee:  Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company
 and the Mortgage Company!

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