6 Degrees of Blonde

 

`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-. FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.' `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:- SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'  The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'  So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!' `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,. -:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´* THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!' The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!' `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´* FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them.' A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?' The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W.' `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´* FIFTH DEGREE What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? 'Is it mine?' `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´* SIXTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house  ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop  and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,  'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman.' `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*  EMAIL ETIQUETTE: ((((hi-light name and address and delete Please)))) If you forward this e-mail, please delete my e-mail address to reduce  SPAM, VIRUSES & IDENTITY THEFT!!Always use the Bcc to add the address of the recipients

1202~*Pyaar Ka Sawan*~Pak Old...

 

1202~*Pyaar Ka Sawan*~Pak Old... Tum dour ho k be mere pass rahte ho Mere dil main baste ho mere sath rahte ho Shab-e-tanhi k ek ek gharee phool banati hey Khushbu ban k tum mera angaan mahkate ho Tumari yaad k hidatt se jab jalta hey dil mera Tab tum pyaar ka sawan ban k baras jate ho Jab bi kabi woh surmaee aankhen uthti hain Mera dil machalta hey aur tum sansain ban jate ho Shab-e-hijraan main chamakte mah-o-anjum Sab mandd parte hain janaa jab tum samne ate ho Tumare sard rawaye pey haan jalta hey jee mera kiun khud be tarapty ho aur mujko be tarpatay ho

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How to Eat Spaghetti

 

How to Eat Spaghetti According to a 2-year-old   Roll the noodles around in your hands for a few minutes.  Prepare to get messy!      Try biting one in half... this could take all day!   Pick up a noodle to see how long it is.  This is very important information.            At Mom's urging, try slurping the noodles. This may require stretching the noodles up and over your head!   Congratulate yourself on a job well done and get well-deserved props from Mom.  Remove shirt and attempt to lick yourself clean.    I am a spaghetti superstar!! This was our small triumph this week.  What were the best parts of your week?  EMAIL ETIQUETTE: ((((hi-light name and address and delete Please)))) If you forward this e-mail, please delete my e-mail address to reduce  SPAM, VIRUSES & IDENTITY THEFT!!Always use the Bcc to add the address of the recipients

1197~*Dil Ki Hasrat *~Pak Old....

 

1197~*Dil Ki Hasrat *~Pak Old....

Kuch to tanhayi ki ratoon main sahara hota
Tum na huwe na sahi zikar tumara hota
 Zindahi kitni musarat se guzari yarab
Aish ki tarah agar gham bhi gawara hota
 Gham_e_ ulfat jo na milta gham_e_ hasti milta
Kisi surat to zamane main guzara hota
 Kis ko fursat thi zamane k sitam sahne ki
Agar na us shokh ki aankhon ka ishara hota
 Koy humdard zamane main na paya
Dil ki hasrat hi rahi koy hamara hota

1198~*Aey Dil*~Pak Old....

 

1198~*Aey Dil*~Pak Old....

Aey dil kisi ki yaad main hota hay bekarar kion
Jis ne bhula deya tujhe us ka hay intezar kion

Woh na mile ga ab tujhe jis ki tujhe talash hay
Rahoon main aaj bekafan teri wafa ki lash hay
Yeh to zara bata mujhe tune kiya tha pyaar kyun

Aanso jo hain ruke huwe hans k inhen baha bhi de
Jitne hain dag pyaar k ro k unhen mitaa bhi de
Tu ne hay phir bana liya gham ko gale ka haar kion

aee gi tuj main roshni ab na kisi k name se
Tu woh deya hay mere dil jo k bujha ho shaam se
Phute gi phir koi kiran tuj ko hay ehtbar kion
 

GOODBYE MOM

 

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout.     She turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's  day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.. "How come so much? I only bought 5 items!" The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too." Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker. Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!  EMAIL ETIQUETTE: ((((hi-light name and address and delete Please)))) If you forward this e-mail, please delete my e-mail address to reduce  SPAM, VIRUSES & IDENTITY THEFT!!Always use the Bcc to add the address of the recipients

Interview with Veena malik

 

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Change your World

 

You cannot change the world, But you can present the world with one improved person- YOURSELF. You can go work on yourself to make yourself into the kind of person you admire and resepct. You can become a role model and set a stander for others. You can controle and discipiline yourself to resist acting or speaking in a negative way toward anyone for any reason. You can insist upon always doing things loving way, rather then hurtful way. By doing these things each day, you can continue on your journey towards becoming an exceptional human being. By brian Tracy Believe in yourself! have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. Norman Vincent Peale  EMAIL ETIQUETTE: ((((hi-light name and address and delete Please)))) If you forward this e-mail, please delete my e-mail address to reduce  SPAM, VIRUSES & IDENTITY THEFT!!Always use the Bcc to add the address of the recipients

Pakistan's first female taxi driver

Zahida Kazmi had never thought she would have to become a taxi driver
at the age of 33

Zahida Kazmi, a female resident of Islamabad, Pakistan did not ever
think she would have to become widow at the age of just 33 and to
become a taxi driver. But she had to. The luck and the time can do
anything to anybody.
She became widow and was left with no choice to look after her family
of six children. She bought a yellow can on easy installments by a
government scheme in 90's and start driving smartly to pick the
passengers.
She has travelled all over the Pakistan and passengers feel much happy
and comfortable to travel with her. She say that she loves northern
areas and tribal agencies as the pathans respect women.