Friday, September 30, 2011
Aik Ajeeb or Azmooda Kam ایک عجیب اور آزمودہ کام
| بسم اللہ الرحمٰن الرحیم السلام و علیکم و رحمۃ اللہ و برکاتہ ایک عجیب اور آزمودہ کام جسمانی جوڑوں کی حرکت کا بعض حروف کی ادائیگی سے کیا تعلق ہے؟ ! ! ! ! ! سادہ سا جواب تو یہی بنتا ہے کہ کوئی تعلق نہیں۔ ! لیکن آئیے ایک تجربہ کرکے خود دیکھتے ہیں -------- ! مثال کے طور پر ہم ایک حرف (س) لیتے ہیں 1 اپنی گردن کو مضبوطی سے اس طرح پکڑیئے جس طرح کہ تصویر میں دکھایا گیا ہے ![]() |
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Hilarious: To change a lightbulb? How many Group members does it take ...
How many Group members does it take
To change a lightbulb?
One to change the light bulb and to post
That the light bulb has been changed.
Fourteen to share similar experiences
Of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb
Could have been changed differently.
Seven to caution about the dangers
Of changing light bulbs.
Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors
In posts about changing light bulbs.
Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.
Six to argue over whether it's
"lightbulb" or "light bulb".
Another six to condemn those six as stupid.
Fifteen to claim experience in
The lighting industry and give
The correct spelling.
Nineteen to post that this group is not
About light bulbs and to please take
This discussion to a lightbulb
(or light bulb) forum.
Eleven to defend the posting to the group
Saying that we all use light bulbs
And therefore the posts are relevant
To this group.
Thirty six to debate which method
Of changing light bulbs is superior,
Where to buy the best light bulbs,
What brand of light bulbs work best
For this technique and what brands
Are faulty.
Seven to post URLs where one can see
Examples of different light bulbs.
Four to post that the URLs were posted
Incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.
Three to post about links they found
From the URLs that are relevant
To this group which makes light bulbs
Relevant to this group.
Thirteen to link all posts to date,
Quote them in their entirety
Including all headers and signatures,
And add "Me too".
Five to post to the group that they will
No longer post because they cannot handle
The light bulb controversy.
Four to say "didn't we go through this
Already a short time ago?"
Thirteen to say "do a Google search
On light bulbs before posting
Questions about light bulbs."
Three to tell a funny story about
Their cat and a light bulb.
AND
One group lurker to respond to
The original post 6 months from now
With something unrelated and start it
All over again.
Banana bread (Indian/Pakistani Cooking Recepies)


This delicious banana bread recipe combines fruit
with nuts to make a tasty snack or afternoon treat
with nuts to make a tasty snack or afternoon treat
Ingredients:500 g ripe bananas, mashed up
120 g soft butter
85 g sugar
85 g brown sugar
2 beaten eggs
85 g sugar
85 g brown sugar
2 beaten eggs
2 tbsp dulce de leche or condensed milk
220 g self raising flour
65 g walnuts
70 g chocolate chips
220 g self raising flour
65 g walnuts
70 g chocolate chips
1 Mixer with the flat beater attachment
1 Rubber spatula
1 loaf pan buttered
1 Rubber spatula
1 loaf pan buttered
1 wooden skewer
Serves: 6 to 8
Preparation Time: 20 minutes
Cooking Time: 50 minutes
Preparation Time: 20 minutes
Cooking Time: 50 minutes
Method:
1. Set the oven to 180 degrees centigrade or gas mark 4.
2. Using your spatula spoon the butter into the mixer bowl, follow with the brown sugar, white sugar,
then lower the whisk attachment into the bowl and blend on medium speed for a few minutes.
Then slow down the speed and slowly add in the eggs, the mashed bananas,
the dulce de leche and slowly begin to add the flour, shaking it in little by little then
add in the chocolate chips and finally the walnuts.
then lower the whisk attachment into the bowl and blend on medium speed for a few minutes.
Then slow down the speed and slowly add in the eggs, the mashed bananas,
the dulce de leche and slowly begin to add the flour, shaking it in little by little then
add in the chocolate chips and finally the walnuts.
Switch off the blender, lift up the whisk head, scrape the mixture off the attachment,
take it off and remove the bowl. And using your spatula give it one final quick mix by hand.
take it off and remove the bowl. And using your spatula give it one final quick mix by hand.
3. Pour the batter into the tin using your spatula spread the mixture into the side of the tin.
4. Place the baking tin into the centre of the preheated oven and bake for roughly 55-60 minutes.
You can check to see if it's ready by piercing into the centre of the cake with a skewer.
It should come outdry and if so, remove the banana bread from the oven.
You can check to see if it's ready by piercing into the centre of the cake with a skewer.
It should come outdry and if so, remove the banana bread from the oven.
5. Allow to cool before cutting and serve with fresh cream!
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Wednesday, September 28, 2011
1320~*Dil_e_Dagdaar*~Pak Old... Lagta naheen hay jee mera ujrey diyaar main Kis ki bani hay aalam_e_ napayedaar main Keh do in hasarton se kaheen aur ja baseen Itni jagha kahan hay dil_e_dagdaar main umar_e_daraaz maang k laey they chaar din Do aarzo main kat gaye do intezaar main Itna hay badnseeb "Zafar" kafin k liye dafn k liye Do gaz zameen bhi na mili kuh_e_ yaar main
1320~*Dil_e_Dagdaar*~Pak Old...
Lagta naheen hay jee mera ujrey diyaar main
Kis ki bani hay aalam_e_ napayedaar main
Keh do in hasarton se kaheen aur ja baseen
Itni jagha kahan hay dil_e_dagdaar main
umar_e_daraaz maang k laey they chaar din
Do aarzo main kat gaye do intezaar main
Itna hay badnseeb "Zafar" kafin k liye dafn k liye
Do gaz zameen bhi na mili kuh_e_ yaar main
Kis ki bani hay aalam_e_ napayedaar main
Keh do in hasarton se kaheen aur ja baseen
Itni jagha kahan hay dil_e_dagdaar main
umar_e_daraaz maang k laey they chaar din
Do aarzo main kat gaye do intezaar main
Itna hay badnseeb "Zafar" kafin k liye dafn k liye
Do gaz zameen bhi na mili kuh_e_ yaar main
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Maghaz nihari (Indian/Pakistani Cooking Recipes)


Maghaz Nihari is purely a pakistani dish.
Its a kind of beef stew cooked on low heat
with spices and Fried brains.
Do try this and make your day lovely …
Its a kind of beef stew cooked on low heat
with spices and Fried brains.
Do try this and make your day lovely …
Ingredients:
1 kg beef (4-6 large pieces)
½ kg knuckle and marrow meat (beef)
1 ½ cup oil
1 tspn garlic paste
Onion sliced
50 gms of wheat Flour
Lots of water
½ kg knuckle and marrow meat (beef)
1 ½ cup oil
1 tspn garlic paste
Onion sliced
50 gms of wheat Flour
Lots of water
MASALA
2 tbspns red chilli powder
Salt to taste
2 tspn nigella seeds
1 tbspn garlic powder
3 tbspn Fried dried onion
3 tbspn cumin seeds
2 bay leaves
1 tspn Fennel seeds
2 tbspn black pepper
2 tspns mace
2 tbspn nutmeg
1 tbspn ginger powder
2 tbspn black cumin
1 tspn cloves
½ cup lemon juice
Salt to taste
2 tspn nigella seeds
1 tbspn garlic powder
3 tbspn Fried dried onion
3 tbspn cumin seeds
2 bay leaves
1 tspn Fennel seeds
2 tbspn black pepper
2 tspns mace
2 tbspn nutmeg
1 tbspn ginger powder
2 tbspn black cumin
1 tspn cloves
½ cup lemon juice
FOR MAGHAZ*
3 goat or lamb brains
1 tbspn ghee* or 4 tbspns olive oil
1 tbspn ghee* or 4 tbspns olive oil
FOR GARNISHING
A bunch of coriander
3 – 4 green chillies sliced
A big piece of ginger sliced thinly
3 – 4 green chillies sliced
A big piece of ginger sliced thinly
Procedure:
-Combine all the masala ingredients except lemon juice and grind well into powder and mix with lemon juice.
-Now in a large, thick bottomed pot, heat one cup of oil. Add garlic and stir and then add meat, bones and masala and Fry For Few minutes.
Add 13 glasses of water and cover.
Cook on very low heat until the meat is very tender
(For beef it will take something around 6 – 8 hours).
-Dissolve 50 gms of Flour in 3 glasses of water (avoid lumps) and stir this mixture into the curry and stir well.
Remove bones if you want to.
-Add Fried onions + oil to the mixture and again cook on low heat For 30 minutes.
Serve it hot with naan or parathas and enjoy.
Outcome:
Tasty homemade Maghaz Nihari is ready to be served.
Tips:
-Avoid lumps while mixing wheat Flour and water.
-Take shin meat.
Servings:
This will serve 10 persons easily.
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Hadith of the Day (Adhan and Salat)
Bismillah Walhamdulillah Was Salaatu Was Salaam 'ala Rasulillah.
Assalamualaikum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuhu.
Narrated Abu Huraira (May Allah Subhanahu wa ta'ala be pleased with him) -
Allah's Apostle (May Peace,blessings and mercy of Allah Subhanahu wa ta'ala be on him) said, "If the people knew the reward for pronouncing the Adhan and for standing in the first row (in congregational prayers) and found no other way to get that except by drawing lots they would draw lots, and if they knew the reward of the Zuhr prayer (in the early moments of its stated time) they would race for it (go early) and if they knew the reward of 'Isha' and Fajr (morning) prayers in congregation, they would come to offer them even if they had to crawl."
Sahih Bukhari:Volume 1, Book 11, Number 589
Assalamualaikum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuhu.
Narrated Abu Huraira (May Allah Subhanahu wa ta'ala be pleased with him) -
Allah's Apostle (May Peace,blessings and mercy of Allah Subhanahu wa ta'ala be on him) said, "If the people knew the reward for pronouncing the Adhan and for standing in the first row (in congregational prayers) and found no other way to get that except by drawing lots they would draw lots, and if they knew the reward of the Zuhr prayer (in the early moments of its stated time) they would race for it (go early) and if they knew the reward of 'Isha' and Fajr (morning) prayers in congregation, they would come to offer them even if they had to crawl."
Sahih Bukhari:Volume 1, Book 11, Number 589
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Courage To Be Yourself


"Discomfort is a small price to pay for growth."
Many women find it difficult to say "No."
So they keep saying "Yes."
Some women hurt when they hear praise.
They shake their heads and deny their worth.
Many women resist love.
They are the caregivers, but they are afraid to be taken care of.
Sometimes a woman wants to get intimate, but she is held back byshame.
Fear, shame and doubt eat away at your self-esteem.
Today, decide the course YOU want to take.
Don't always feel compelled to flow with the current.
Say "No" firmly and loudly when you need to.
When someone praises you, smile gently yet proudly.
Allow yourself to be loved and cared for.
Take control of your intimate moments by deciding and expressing
Many women find it difficult to say "No."
So they keep saying "Yes."
Some women hurt when they hear praise.
They shake their heads and deny their worth.
Many women resist love.
They are the caregivers, but they are afraid to be taken care of.
Sometimes a woman wants to get intimate, but she is held back byshame.
Fear, shame and doubt eat away at your self-esteem.
Today, decide the course YOU want to take.
Don't always feel compelled to flow with the current.
Say "No" firmly and loudly when you need to.
When someone praises you, smile gently yet proudly.
Allow yourself to be loved and cared for.
Take control of your intimate moments by deciding and expressing
what YOU want.
Allow discomfort to wash over you and fade away.
Do the things that you REALLY want and throw away the mask
that has been hiding you. You can do it!
~JANE POWELL~
Allow discomfort to wash over you and fade away.
Do the things that you REALLY want and throw away the mask
that has been hiding you. You can do it!
~JANE POWELL~


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