My-Diary: Few Smiles for YOU...........:)))

Monday, March 21, 2011

Few Smiles for YOU...........:)))

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
Or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'

A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'

A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'

Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
And by then, it was too late.'

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life

thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Dalai Lama was asked "What thing about humanity surprises you the most?"
His answer was as follows:
"Man, Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money,

then he sacrifices his money to recuperate his health, then

he is so anxious about the future that he doesn't enjoy the present,

then as a result he doesn't live in the present or the future then he lives as

if he's never going to die, then he dies having never really lived."

Gentle exercise for the more mature. I tried it, I liked it, you will too!

The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise
into our daily routine This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular
health and maintain muscle mass.

Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!

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That's enough for the first day. Great job.

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