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Friday, March 11, 2011

LAW OF CAT INERTIA

Theories Of Cat Behavior

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LAW OF CAT INERTIAA cat at rest will tend to remain at rest,
unless acted upon by some outside force,
such as the opening of cat food,
 or a nearby scurrying mouse.

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LAW OF CAT MOTIONA cat will move in a straight line,
 unless there is a really good
reason to change direction
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FIRST LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATIONCats know that energy can neither be
created nor destroyed and will,
 therefore,use as little energy as possible.

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LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCYAll bags and boxes in a given room must
 contain a cat within the earliest possible
nanosecond.

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LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT

A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-matter +
 It Doesn't Matter.

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LAW OF CAT OBEDIENCEAs yet undiscovered.




  



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