Amusing Birthday Messages (Vitty,Funny,Posts,Text)

Funny Birthday Posts

Humorous Birthday Communications

Vitty Birthday Text

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May you live to be old and toothless!

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Smile while you've still got the teeth; Happy birthday!

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So many birthdays! So few candles! Next year; may your birthday wish be a bigger cake!

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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!

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Better to be over the hill than burried under it!

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You are only as old as you act!

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So many candles!!! so little cake!

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Happy Birthday to you; you live in a zoo; you smell like a monkey; and you look like one too!

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We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it!

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Happy Birthday on your very special day; I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake!

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Some words of wisdom for your birthday; "Smile while you still have teeth!"

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Happy Birthday you old fart!

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You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you!

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Another year; another new place thet aches!

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One more year of existence down the drain! Happy Birthday!

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The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts; scary cards with weird messages in them; and because you're getting older! Anyway; Happy Birthday!

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It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department!

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With age comes wisdom! (You're one of the wisest people I know!)

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I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind!

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You're not old until you can't read this writing anymore! (written in real small text)

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Don't think of it as getting older; think of it as becoming a classic!

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An old fart is as good as a new one!

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You've survived another year! Although you're older; it's better than the alternative! Congratulations!

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The younger you try to look; the older you actually are!

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Another year older; none the wiser!

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Happy birthday to you

You live in a zoo

You look like a monkey

And you smell like one too

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Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we'll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest!

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Happy Birthday! You're one year closer to your death day!

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I'm not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are!

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Never lie about your age except in the case of an emergency; like if somebody should ask how old you are!

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Count your blessings; not your wrinkles!

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I'll always think of you as someone older than me! Happy Birthday!

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You're older!

You're wiser!

You're sophisticated!

You're far too mature to be concerned with material things; like presents!

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You know you're getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it excercise! Happy Bday!

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Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake!

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May you live as long as you want to; and want to as long as you live!

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Forget your past; it's already done! Forget your present; too; because I forgot!

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You're not getting older! You're just a little closer to dying!

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Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation!

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Men age like wine; women age like milk!

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Some say the glass is half empty!

Others say the glass is half full!

It's your birthday; so just drink whatever is in the glass!

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Happy Birthday; you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death!

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To the nation's best kept secret; Your true age!

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Birthdays are like boogers; the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

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Birthdays are good for you! Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

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Money's tight

Times are hard

Here's you friggin birthday card

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You're another year older and another year wiser

So put your brain to work

And figure out there ain't no gift for you!

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Two tips on your birthday:

1) Forget the past; you can't change it!

2) Forget the present; I didn't get you one!

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You age like cheese!!! You just keep getting smellier!

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Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?

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There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday! Too bad you aren't one!

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